11.29.2005

Projects

Ok, so I have two Sideshow Collectible projects.

One is to do a project using Abraham Lincoln, the other is using Kroenen from Hellboy.

We'll see how that goes.

Current Sideshow

Sideshow collectibles puts out some of the best collectibles out there. From movie replicas to scaled figures, they just kick all ass. These two are Blackbeard (Edward Teach) and a soldier from the Revolutionary War, Delaware Regiment. I'm waiting for January to roll around because they're putting out an awesome George Washington figure. When that comes out, I'll be sure to put it next to the Revolutionary Soldier.


They also put out Scarface. Now, you think, sure, Scarface was a violent movie and everyone says they've seen it and it 'changed them'. Hrm. I saw it when I was 6 years old. Ha ha, and so you who know can understand why I turned out the way I did. Maybe. He's got a sound chip and actually says phrases from the movie direct as Al Pacino. Sideshow put out two versions, regular and exclusive. Though both versions are not exactly for kids, the exclusive version had three extra phrases. I was 'lucky' enough to get one of the exclusive version. The only 'con' I could find about this figure (pardon the pun), was that he doesn't say "Say hello to my little friend". But, all the same...awesome. He comes with a firearm, 5 stacks of 20s, and a switchblade. How cool is the detail? If you look at EACH individual $20 bill in the stacks... they look pretty darn good in detail. And I'm saying each individual bill is detailed.




Closeup of Scarface with Snoop.


High-roller

And, a little touch up work... :)

Bond, always the ladies' man


Every movie.
There was a Bond girl.

And here... Bond has 6 playmates... although Victoria Silvstedt is in twice.

Bond. 4 letters.
Pimp. 4 letters.

No coincidence, I think.

Bond, James Bond







My name is Bond. James Bond.
I work for her Majesty's Secret Service...

Famous lines.
So earlier, I'd posted about Sideshow Collectibles' awesome contest and I was just content to join for the excitement. Imagine when I saw the website and it said, check this out, you won! Well, not those words, exactly, but still. ha ha. Pretty much danced in the hallway, and Hailz knew. Smiley came and checked out the commotion. Sure enough...And then the decision to make. Do i pick Sean Connery/Bond, Sauron from Lord of the Rings, or this big statue of the Green Goblin from Spiderman. It was unanimous, really. I had a tie between Bond and Sauron. Everyone else picked Bond... so... and now, a day earlier than expected...

Bond, James Bond, #397 of 2000, is home. :)

Just a reminder - Again, Please

Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

Thank you.

11.28.2005

Dear Abby

in my wallet, i've had this newspaper clipping since 1994.
It's faded by now, but it still finds its home in my wallet.
It was in Dear Abby's column on St. Patrick's Day, 1994...

Take time to work,
It is the price of success.
Take time to think,
It is the source of power.
Take time to play,
It is the secret of perpetual youth.
Take time to read,
It is the foundation of wisdom.
Take time to be friendly,
It is the road to happiness.
Take time to love and be loved,
It is the privilege of the gods.
Take time to share,
Life is too short to be selfish.
Take time to laugh,
Laughter is the music of the soul.

i've held onto it this long, it will probably be buried with me if I can help it. I'm weird this way... holding onto such things... but it's these that just make me smile sometimes, when it's quiet. I like it.

just a little bit more

my wishlist
-must like video games
-must like acting goofy now and then
-must like to dance even though you both don't know what you're doing
-must like ice cream (lactose intolerant folks are exempt)
-must be free-spirited and yet serious now and then
-must be cute (no, not a model. cute. girl next door.)

ha ha.
i'm easy.

and if what i'm askin' for is a bit much, bah.
it's my wishlist. :P

Shall we ?

Someone has me captivated.
More in the sense of the intrigue and mystery.

And all i have to go on is that we danced.
I'm wondering to what song
I hope it was a good song.

hmm.

well, i've got a smile on, at least.

Go Figure

Today...was a monday, but no...not a case OF the Mondays. Had the usual every-other-week meeting. ha ha. The rules of dodgeball apply to meetings. Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.

What? A question for me? DODGE!
Who's responsible? DUCK!
A topic for me? DIP (outside the room)
A look in my direction? DIVE!
Few minutes left in the meeting? DODGE!

or something along those lines.
Had a few items to review and status other folks. Had to do a scavenger hunt for some stuff in the office. Found it, but it was hidden. ha ha! problems averted. G. I. Joooooooooe!

lunchtime at 12:45ish.
Hmm. What to have, what to have...

Soup? eh, sounded ok....
turkey? ha ha! I boycott turkey..for now... but just wait. stuffing and cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie WILL be mine... oh yes. that left taco bell, wendy's, and mcdonalds as suggestions.

Smiley saw me and said during the morning, "Ha ha, you're going to eat a McRib, aren't ya?" Well, I did just recommend to Mom and Dad McRib for lunch, and they said they'd go. ah, the powers of suggestion. So, Hailz and I made way to Mickey D's. She ate healthier while i got my McRib fix.

But the craziest need-crazy-pills thing happened... after today, i think my McRib fix has been satiated. Yep. On to other foods. I could so totally go for some Pho Hoang, Taco Bell, Boston Market, or even Jason's Deli! Yep yep, all good. Oh, that and even Oriental Gourmet, aka chicken on a stick, aka the trough.

After that, it's just been business as usual.

Work work work, usual usual, mostly usual.

On the way out, we saw a nice little yellow paper on my windshield. Motherfucker! a ticket. WTF. I was in a non-gov't vehicle spot. I am so TOTALLY gonna fight this one. sad thing? i've had 4 tickets at work in 5+ years. I've managed to get 2 dropped, and the 3rd one, i just said fuck it, i'll let y'all win on this one, although it was the most retarded one. The bumper extended about an inch or two past a line. They wrote the ticket on a frickin' sunday too. ha. so this one? the 4th? the offense says my decal was not visible. wtf. decal??? and it's not a gov't spot. i am so totally gonna have a field day tomorrow. ha ha ha

other than that... went to the comic shop, traded 3 figs, made 30+ dollars, and then headed home. pretty nice day.

11.27.2005

Junk Food Supply

Junk food.
Very druggy by nature.

You start out with a little piece of chocolate.
And then you move on up to the hardcore stuff.

For the really die-hards, there's the 5-pound Hershey's chocolate candy bar.
Yes, it does exist. Those of us who've seen the other side knows it exists.

But... ok. so... maybe it's just an asian thing...maybe not.
But there's this thing called Pocky.

It's like sesame crackers, but dipped in chocolate.
There's also Yum-Yums where the sesame sticks are not pre-covered in chocolate... you get to dip them yourself in its chocolate container that they come in.

And...Panda Bears. sesame cookie shaped like teddy grahams... with chocolate inside.

Well... the whole point of this post is... I wanted to get Sara some Pockysticks cuz I know they didn't have them in NY. And Cindy said she wanted to as well, but that they were turned down cuz they were Korean Pocky and not Japanese Pocky. Imagine that... Gang fights over Pocky territory.

Hey...you! Your pocky box shows Korean lettering. Don't you know this is Japanese clamed territory?
Boys! Get him! Hiiiiii-yah!

Hmm. scary. so...anyway... we used to have to buy these things from a store 30 or so mins drive away. there's a closer store now. muhahahahaha. even close to work. so if i ever need a Pocky fix...voila.

pocky. it is so totally on. Japanese Original style, too!

Mighty Morphine Power Rangers

So.... I was on the Sideshow Collector's chatroom, and we were discussing stuff from Lord of the Rings to what we had to do Monday (after someone mentioned a bar was open 24 hrs nearby)...

And then, I threw out the topic of...

Sauron versus Godzilla, with help from Mothra and the Turtle thingie.
Everyone picked Godzilla.

Then I threw out, Sauron versus the Mighty Morphin(e) Power Rangers.
Again, Sauron lost.

And then we, as mostly guys, veered to the Asian chick ranger. mmMmmm
which then veered onto the Pink Ranger... very nice...
Amy Jo Johnson....

and then, as part of the forum also looked on IMDB... i made a startling 'discovery'.

Blatant racism.

The Red Ranger was part Native American.
The Black Ranger was black.
The original Yellow Ranger was asian.
The Pink Ranger was a caucasian female.
The White Ranger was... white.
The Blue Ranger was ..a geek. hmm. blue balls.

The Green Ranger... became white ranger... then red ranger... then black dino ranger...
multiple personality ranger.

Just... weird.

I still say Voltron was so much better, and they were animated.

The Godfather

We were sitting down, last night, i think...

and it hit me. I have a hella lot of godchildren.
And I'm not even 30 yet.

There's Tita Luz's son,
There's Erica's son,
There's Ate Violy's son,
There's Uncle Boyet's son,
There's Claire's daughter...

That's a lot of godchildren.
[insert godfather theme here]

I've got my very own basketball starter team here.
or... a hockey team minus a goalie.

how rare.

11.26.2005

There's only one

I've had livejournal... but didn't stay true to it.
I have myspace, but i have it pointed to here.
Friendster? ditto.

I pick you, blogsterchu!

That and it's so much easier. I mean.. to type out a blog entry for EVERY one?
even if it's a copy and paste effort. I have a lot of free time, but dude! no frickin way.

so...

all my posting, i will do on blog
all my posting, i will post on blog

and though I have myspace,
blog is still my favorite place
i'll post all my stories on blog.

(to all my loving - beatles)

Married

KC got engaged.
Toni got married.
Cath got engaged.
Served at a wedding this year.


DAMNIT! Stop that, you people! ha ha ha.
and damn Roy Orbison for getting into my head singing "only the lonely"
[dum dum dum da-de doooo]

ARGH!

*puts in a cd*

Jessica will kill me

oh yes, she will.

but i think, i need me a chic like Caitlyn. Not necessarily Caitlyn, but someone like her.
Yes.

An Open Letter to the Public

Dear Reader,

As you are reading this.... IF you are reading this.... Don't look.... There's a secret agent pirate ninja behind you. NO!!! Don't look I said! Don't alert the secret agent pirate ninja! They are very feisty. So feisty, they got featured on The Crocodile Hunter.

"ello, mate. T'day, we're out in search fo' the elusive Secr't Agent Pah'rate Nin-JAH! They're a squirrely bunch, they are... can git real feisty! Crikey, 'ere's one now. They let out a YARR cry right before they snap, they do. Let's 'ave a closer look, shall we?"

Anyways, thank you for the comments y'all leave. I do read each and every one, and though I sometimes don't reply to the specific post you comment on, I'll try my hardest to reply to them in a new post. like this one.

Thank you for the condolences for my grandfather and to our family friend. Thanks for the humor and compliments, too. I'll try to keep on posting about any and everything that come to mind. Just bear with the ADHD part of me when I go from one topic to another.

And on another note, I think the blog is safe again cuz so far, no one's been coming to it because of the Napoleon Dynamite figures topic or pictures. ha ha ha ha.

Now playing

Every now and then... it's usually quiet. no music playing ANYWHERE.
And then... out of nowhere... these songs just start playing in my head.... and it's like.... internal soundtrack music.

So with that said, sometimes I'd hear aerosmith. Sometimes, it's Vanilla Ice. Sometimes, it's Earth, Wind, and Fire. Or when it's a nice quiet moment, Allison Krauss.

So right now, would someone please tell me why the hell "Another Bad Creation" entered my head and I've got 'playground' in my head???


ha ha.
I swing my beat....on the playground, ya know? [plaaaaaaaygrooooooound]

oy.

Work Responsibility

Ok. so...
The manager was away on Friday.
The one I deem should be next in line was at home with his wife and new daughter.
And then there's Anastacia. She too was gone.

So... that makes me (somehow in this strange dimension) next in line to be manager.
HA HA! The mayhem I could cause! The parties we could...oh...wait... this is work.. the mayhem I could cause!!! Alas. None was to be caused.

Why?
CAUSE NO ONE ELSE WAS AT FRICKIN WORK!!!

Ah, to be the manager of.... yourself. how...exciting.

Anyways, aside from watching the UT/A&M game (ah, the perks of work), actually got some work done. Reduced my inbox from 400+ messages down to under 150 again. Did some presentations and another document. Reviewed some other stuff too... and then caled it a day.

Considering I was pretty much the last person there, except for one other person. Yep. 4pm, didn't have lunch yet... mMMmm...McRib sounded good, bishes! Mickey D's and McRib, here I ..... don't come.

Drove home, prepared some dinner for later that night, ate the remaining chicken tenders, and then watched Herbie Fully Loaded with Lindsay Lohan.

mMMmm....Lohan.
Supposedly she had a breast dehancement in that movie. Didn't really see any. Just right.

And as for the chicken tenders? It worked out. Usually, with turkey, you ate the leftovers for the next following days. The chicken tenders did a nice job standing in. And instead of stuffing? mmMmmmm....macaroni and cheese.

topped off with caffeine.

Life. is. good.

and then on Monday... back to normal. no mayhem caused. argh. :)

Thanksgiving

Ok. So.
Here's the story.

Dad was home with granddad. Granddad passed away. Mom goes to the Phils. to join Dad. I'm home alone. *eyebrow* the mayhem I could cause! the parties I could have! Uh huh. Right.

No parties. No mayhem. I vacuumed, I cleaned, I made sure that when they got home, the place was relatively spotless. Oy.

This is probably the first thanksgiving I didn't really celebrate. Didn't I say things weren't normal? I mean, don't get me wrong. I've got some of the best friends I could have ever asked for. KC and Kerry's family, Hailey, Maury, some of the Filipino filies I roll with... shoot, even Jessica said get a ticket and follow them all to DC.

They all invited me for Thanksgiving, and so I was like... Man, if I could have Santa's powers and be at every house? I'd swing it. Can NEVER have too much turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce. But, with all the choices... i... stayed at home.

Yeah, I was tempted to go all the way to Katy, or north Houston, but somehow... i dunno.

So, that night, I made some chicken tenders, macaroni and cheese, and brocoli, and watched War of the Worlds and Star Wars III. I thought for once I'd try to make the 'black friday' shopping day, so I stayed up 4am. come and gone. 5am. got online and chekced out what I could get for cheap. 530, got in the shower to get ready. All. Systems. Are. Go. Bishes!

and then. i'm in the shower. and I think.... i don't need half that shit. sure, memory cards and portable dvd players and video games for $10 sounds way good. But I don't really need memory cards (well, ok, so i do, but still), and how often will i use a portable dvd player? that's what laptops are for anyways. and $10 video games? If I really want a game, i'd have it already. So... I stayed up.

got out of the shower, got dressed, and.... vacuumed around the house. Finished doing receipts. and then watched some tv. and then... went to sleep.

Got a call from Smiley... hah hah. He's so cool. Instead of saying WAKE YOUR ASS UP, DUMBASS, he just said, there's no one here. And like that, lightning synapses tell my head where 'here' is, and i'm like ha ha ha... i'm there.

So... no turkeys. no stuffing. no cranberry sauces. not even.... frickin a.... pumpkin pie. mmMMmm pie...
so, this week? when all of y'all are getting your December-is-almost-here on, i'm gonna have a belated turkey breast (mmmMmmmm breast) and cranberry sauce and stuffing and pumpkin frickin pie.

YEAH!

ha ha... and some McRib in between too.

Getting back to normal

I don't usually get rattled.
But I can get off-kilter from my day to day.
Meaning, I hadn't been sleeping normal. Ha ha, considering what I call normal sleep patterns, most college students call it 'cramming for some test'. So, instead of sleeping at 2-2:30am, I'd sleep at 4-ish, wake at 6:30-7ish, and then start the day. Eating, eh... thank goodness for McRibs and whatever I can put together at home. Oddly enough, McRibs are a hit or miss with people. Either you *heart* it when it's available, or you cringe at the idea. Ha ha.

This year, I went to more funerals than usual. Also had a wedding or two, and we've also welcomed several people to the world. Last time it was this active was 1995 when my own world was changed, we had several deaths in the family, and it was just... different. Actually... speaking of which... I picked up my parents from the airport last night, and after getting them settled in, I went to sleep around 2am. Although I woke up at 1030am, went back to sleep and woke up again at 530pm. It poured hard this morning, so I guess that's what woke me up a few times, but yeah... woke at 530pm. Ha ha...
Last time this happened? 1995.

Basically, got home from College Station. I was 19. It was December. Went to sleep that one night, and the phone rang. I picked it up, and it was dark outside. I'm like... "Hello?" It was Mom calling and so I was like, "Hey... um... why are you calling so early? It's still dark outside!" So she says that what do you mean it's early? It's 6pm! And I was like... and why are you at work so early at 6am? It still didn't sink in, until WHAM...
OH SHIT! It's 6 frickin PM! haha

Back to normal. Slowly. Not the same as before, but it's back to something.

11.21.2005

McRib for dinner

i was bored and procrastinating taking my quiz... and so I sent this message to Lex..

would you please pardon my raving
for the reason i am saving
money for food of which i'm craving
McRib for dinner, forever more.

i would like to supersize
both my cola and french fries
heart attack will be my demise
but that is for later, so speak of this no more.

it is currently 10 o' clock
i say to myself, Oh Jeez Oh Fuck
gonna take my quiz, so wish me some luck
and later on, i will post more.

cuz i have finished dinner
and my McRib and fries are no more.

11.20.2005

An Autumn Day in November

last week, i posted that my Grandfather passed away.
Last night, I learned that a close ... very close family friend had also passed away.
Like my grandfather, he too, was sick.
Unlike my grandfather, he was very young.
Young by my standards.
Young like 57.

He leaves behind a wife, 3 kids... 2 in college, one in high school.
I taught the youngest in Sunday School.
I was chaperone for the three of them every now and then when we all wanted to go out as a big group.
Those years had come and gone.

And now, so is Tito Steve.

Today was the viewing.
Tomorrow will be the funeral and burial.
I'd been asked to be a pallbearer.

It's a different direction from being an altar server.
There, it's surreal, looking from the altar at the casket, at the family, at the mourners of friends and family. But now, to be with the family during the service will be a different feeling. The emotion will be more concentrated. My heart and my eyes cry. Not for Tito Steve. He's in a better place, and not suffering. No. My heart goes out to those left behind. To Tita Beth, Liz, Christine, and Joe. To everyone else.

I remember when we used to live a few blocks away, we'd go visit, and before we had our own lemon tree in the back, they would share some from their tree. And even when ours was growing, they still shared. I remember the dances and parties we would all attend. He would sometimes dance with Tita Beth, as the kids sat down for a breather. More often, they would just sit and watch everyone. I remember visiting their house, whether for social gatherings or just personal visits since they lived so close. I remember the Thanksgivings and Christmas' we all shared as families together. The photographs are proof, should memory ever fail. He was a loving husband, father, brother, friend, coworker, and doctor.

I told my Tita Mags, it's sad, but it's always better when it's someone you weren't close to, someone who may have been a friend or acquaintance, but not so close... but when the person we lose is one we love, one we are close to, it is just so hard to accept.

It is a cold autumn day in November. God, please make tomorrow beautiful so that though in his passing we cry and remember Tito Steve, when we remember this day, we'll remember how beautiful it was when he left us.

"God saw you getting tired
and a cure was not to be,
So He put His arms around you,
And whispered 'Come to Me'.
With tearful eyes we watched you,
And saw you pass away,
And though we loved you dearly,
We could not make you stay,
A golden heart stopped beating,
With gentle hands at rest.
God broke our hearts to prove to us
He only takes the best."

Rest in Peace, Tito Steve.
Sunrise, March 22, 1948 - Sunset, November 17, 2005

11.13.2005

Dear Grandfather

Dear Tatay,
You were my last remaining grandfather.
You fought and survived World War II.
You've been through a lot and everything.

You were getting better.
You were ok last night.

We got the call at 23:27.
I have never heard my dad cry.
Never in 29 years.
We are crying now.

Rest well, Tatay.
Please look down on us and pray for us as we will pray for you.
Tears from heaven for tears on earth.
Tears on earth for an angel in heaven.

11.11.2005

holiday volunteer

today was a holiday from work.
so today, i did some volunteer work.
i also helped several families,
got a lot of exercise out of it,
and had some fun.

got volunteer hour credit for it.

saw Jules, and also an old classmate.
really weird when you run into the old classmates
sometimes, they've aged so much, it's like....wtf
sometimes, it's as if time stopped

also ... met a girl.
she went to my high school when i was still there.
somehow, she knew me, so i'm like... eh?

and she's cute. really cute.
did a double take.

i'm stupid and silly that way, yes,... but still.
it was a really long, didn't-sit-down-at-all, kept-on-walking, volunteer day.

saw grandma afterwards, then headed home to chill by around 7.

I love -my- job



It takes awhile to buffer, but it's worth the watch... well, to me, it is. Oh, and if it stops in mid-play, just press the PLAY button again

I don't know about you...
I don't know about -this- guy...
but me?

I love MY job.

11.10.2005

Just A Reminder - 1000th post, and today is my bitch

Ok. 510am, toothbrushed...

gonna go shut eyes for a bit...

just a reminder...well...no... just a notice.

Don't fuck with me today. Today is my bitch.
It's also Hailey's birthday, so don't fuck with her.
Cuz then you're fucking with me.
And that fucks with me making today my bitch.
So please. Don't fuck with me today.

:)

Just Friends

“The ‘friend zone’ is like
the penalty box of dating,
only you can never get out.
Once a girl decides you’re her ‘friend,’,
it’s game over. You’ve become a complete,
nonsexual entity in her eyes,
like her brother,...or a lamp.”
-Chris Brander (Ryan Reynolds)

The friend zone. You know, there may have been two or three times in twenty nine years I bordered there, but didn't fall completely in. Two or three times. The other times, and I'm losing count, it was for some reason whatsoever. Either I wasn't "attractive, or witty, or charming, or cute, or tall, or pick a hang-up here", enough, or because they preferred one of my friends and I was their "inside information" to that friend, or whatever other excuse... Other times, most often than not, I just didn't say FUCK IT and just dive in and see if Lady Luck was with me with the particular lady. Before you start reading this, IF you start reading this, don't read it from the perspective that this is going to be a drawn-out pity party for a lonely person. No. It's 4 fucking AM, I don't have that much alcohol in my system...that I know of, but I just wanted to say something here other than an EPO or what news is on cnn.com or whatever. I just wanted to get this out.

i'm not fully afraid of death, but i am very cautious of asking someone out with the word 'date' being involved. would you like to hang out? no problem. wanna go do something tonight/[insert day here]? ok. but i have a current hangup on saying exactly, "wanna go out on a date?"

it stems from me thinking too much. If i don't mention 'date', maybe they'll be more apt to go hang out, and i like their company. Ah, selling the package, but selling it short... but throw in one word in there, and you get either a different response, or as I would hate it, put the other person in an awkward position. say yes and mean it, say yes cuz you got cornered, say yes and try to back out nicely later, say no upfront with a nice comforting excuse, or just say no.
so many options. all awkward, unless they do want to say yes and mean it.

shit, that and then if they respond with a yes... well, honestly, i haven't thought that far. TO be brutally honest here, there are times when I'm at work, or at school, and just listen in on what the other folks did the night before. Living vicariously. Nod my head, listen in, smile, joke with... but all the while, live vicariously. How the guys just easily picked up strangers at a club. How these girls just walked up to them. How they've all been in all of these relationships and situations. Living vicariously through them.

I've had a few hangups and whatever you want to call it situations from elementary school, Jr/High School, all the way through college. There are times I want to break out of that shell and want to just tell someone "hey, i probably sound like a dumbass right now trying to be honest and say I like you and attracted to you cuz you're attractive some way some how, either because of your charm and smile, the way you carry yourself, your personality, your interests, your looks...and wonder what you thought", because i feel that maybe they might be a little bit interested in me too...or at least a chance they might be...or my friends say or try to convince me that "she's into you" ...

but sometimes, and i am smiling and laughing while typing this, when I'm getting to where i want to say that, before i even get it out, they come out and say they're into other women only, or mention some guy they didn't mention before, and not only that, ask advice about how guys would think so that they can plan on whether or not it's worth going after that guy. i guess it'd be ok if only they didn't have a clue you were into them, but if once in a while i venture out and throw signs... and from what i'm told, they're subtle and yet not so... and STILL get asked about other guys... that's usually the worst feeling of what do they have that i don't? so no. she wasn't into me. false positive, false hope. next person in line please?

this is misery. put me out of it.

Just friends? It's safer. But it gets boring as fuck sometimes. Can't have too many friends. I know. But 3rd wheeling it after all these years has me a lil bitter. i may be a boring motherfucker, but fuck it, i know to give flowers and get a girl to smile and laugh now and then, and i'm not an asshole 24/7... just at 4:30 am when i'm awake and thinking instead of dreaming of my dreamgirl. PICK ME for once, damnit. "here I am, standing in your doorway...I have always been standing in your doorway". so it's still not a pity time, but right now the more i think of it, i'm currently a bitter motherfucker at near 5am. so help me fucking god, please don't start my morning off in 4 or so hours with an EPO moment. tell them to let me sit down at my desk, read through the 20-30 emails that magically deliciously appeared between 9pm Wednesday and 9am Thursday, delete some and file some so i can receive more email... get ONE item I wanted to get done...done...and THEN let me know what issues they have. Just this one this week. With that said and done, i'm gonna fucking toothbrush now and get ready for bed. and then hopefully wake up 1.5 hours from now when my alarm goes off, and try to get myself in the shower to fully wake my ass up. and say that from the time of the 3rd EPO til now, this was just part of a dream.

ha ha... fuck. i read someone else's journal, and man, at first, i was hatin',... but fuck...at 4am, revelation's hittin and in a way, i'm feelin sorry for them too.

i was gonna ask y'all who bothered to read THIS far after visiting this blog (outside of looking for fucking Napoleon Dynamite figure pictures) to give me some input, but this being my 999th entry... i'm gonna say fuck it. surprise me. give me input anonymous or not, whether giving me an Amen Brother, what the fuck, or just holler at me and ask "They're making Napoleon Dynamite figures????" ha ha. fuck you. Just kidding. :) it's 4:46 am, and I'm starting to smile with this paragraph. anyways... it'd be neat to hear what someone else thinks. Good night good morning from 4:54 am

Still awake at 3:40

yes.

it's 3:40 am.
Happy 23rd Birthday, Hailey!

Officespace....
we now have a new code of Smykowski.

Whether or not she remembers... I don't know.
But *hiccup* hee hee...i'm sure the cookies will be awesome.
And the discovery of evilness that Jess mentioned....

the microwavable chocolate goodies.

I mean, i usually prefer baking my own versus the duncan hines stuff...
but hey, this can be done at work and under 10 mins including prep time?

Fuck yeah!

ha ha...

so yeah... Happy Birthday, Hailz.

Evil Eyes

I was reading Cin's updates and read something re: Sara Smiles. Now, Sara has this smile that can get you smiling even on the most god-awful fucked up day (and that in itself is a secret power), but she also has these evil eyes. Supposedly. It sometimes works. Sometimes. I say that because Sara can use those evil eyes on others and it can make them change their ways.

Smiley be my witness, but Lord knows, when she pulled the evil eyes on me...not once, not twice, but for the 10+ times... I can honestly say I haven't changed my ways, and worse... it made me smile. No, not to spite her, but you just have to imagine the situation. Here is an example.

Sara was working on something.
I'm by heart and nature one to play games now and then.

I'd go to her desk and mess with her. She'd take me seriously. I leave and go back dwn the hall. She'd realize I was joking. She gets up from her desk and walks down the hall. *TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP* Yes, Darling Sara wore these shoes that prevent her from being a ninja. But damn, she used that hallway like a runway cuz she always wore black, and she walked that hall to where I was with a vengeance.

"BUM!!!!" [evil stare]
"Yes Princess?" [as i smile back]
"I.....I....." [change from evil stare... to ummm....back to evil stare again]
"I hate you!" [evil stare returns, she stomps off back into the hallway, stops midway, turns (i swear, with a model's grace), looks, sees me looking back smiling, gives off a "grrrrr" look, mouths "I HATE YOU", then stomps back off to her desk]

Then Smiley and I would go back to what we were doing, and yes, truth be exposed, I'd say, "she's cute already, but she's just cute when she does that." Smiley would nod his head and smile.

So... I know sooner or later she'll read this, and she knows what I'm talking about.
And this is in rebuttal to Cindy's comment that the reason why asian guys have this guilty look or what not during Sara's evil stare is cuz they're cowards. And she admits it's a "harsh generalization". Indeed. Her evil eyes never got me to stop smoking. Or change my ways. Just got me to smile more again.

Sara Smiles, Darlin... the evil eyes won't work on me. Now... when she pouts... THAT is a whole different story. But then again, every now and then, a cute chic pouting works.

Moose Invasion Under the Influence

I read today that two moose in Sweden invaded the premises of an elderly home...apparently intoxicated after eating some fermented apples. The cow and her calf were scared off by officials, but somehow kept returning to get more of the fermented apples. And yes, they were getting more aggressive and drunk each time... so the police had to bring in dogs and a hunter to 'convince' them to leave. After chasing them away once more, this time, the officials made sure to remove the apples from the area.

Hmm. Drunk Moose. Sounds like something for a beer commercial.

Differences of Opinions

You know... as I was doing a few EPOs...
I think I must have just...for lack of a better term...screensavered myself, cuz next thing I fucking know... 3rd EPO strip into it, it's fucking 2am. what the hell... it doesn't take me that long to do one, and it's now 2 frickin AM? jesus, i so totally dozed off! Some ninja EPO could have deleted whatever EPO strip I was working on...

Anyways, that was done, and here I am. Second wind. and Caffeinated.

Yes. Caffeinated. What I'm doing drinking caffeine when I should be getting ready to sleep (ref: getting sleepy mid-EPO drawing), I have no idea. It's like... smoking when you're lready sick or coughing. Doesn't make sense... but ya still do it anyways.

So today, a friend and I went to run errands (work related) earlier during work and one thing we discussed was the recent voter response to same-sex marriage in Texas:

A state constitutional ban on same-sex marriage championed by Republican Governor Rick Perry and social conservatives won overwhelming voter approval today as Texans decided nine proposed amendments.
With more than 472,000 votes counted, 74 percent favored the ban while 26 percent were against it.
Same-sex marriage already is prohibited under Texas law.


Those who supported Proposition 2 said a constitutional ban was needed to ensure a judge doesn't decide to allow gays to marry. Supporters and opponents the gay marriage ban battled aggressively for weeks, holding debates, dueling news conferences and sending out campaign messages through the Internet and airwaves. Opponents argued a constitutional ban was unnecessary and merely a statement of discrimination against homosexuals. They also suggested that the proposed amendment was so poorly drafted it could endanger common-law or traditional male-female marriages, depending on how a judge interpreted it.

Now, I've heard some of those strongly for, and those strongly against it... I thought I'd be few in my line of thinking, but actually, I'm not. That thinking is, hey, if you're gay or lesbian, and you up and wanna be in a same-sex relationship, that's fine. Your life, your decision. Just call it a life partnership. But to me, it just doesn't have the full sounding backing to be called a 'marriage'. I know it's stupid, one way of putting it, versus a word, but hey, sometimes opinions sound stupid, but they're just that. opinions. I'm all for still having equal rights and benefits. But just not all in for calling it a specific term. But again... it's in a democratic way. People voted. I've got gay friends. Some have their life partners. Best of life to them and their happiness. But to me, i still don't call it marriage.

I mean, to have to state "SAME-SEX" before the word 'marriage', read: Same-Sex Marriage, why? Why do you have to make it stand out? Why do you have to ... make it unique? By having to call it "same-sex marriage" as opposed to just... "marriage", you already acknowledge a difference. What then, if I have a sister, or if a female friend had a brother... and though not in an incestuous relationship, wanted to be themselves considered "married" just for the benefits that the word "marriage" entails?

You then reduce the word "marriage" not to the sanctity and tradition that it has through ages been defined to, but have redefined and reduced it solely as a "legal binding to support benefits". Soon, you open this to potential discussion on what a majority of society has deemed a no-no. If enough people with pets wanted to say they were married to their pets, how would society address that? Well, aside from the "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON?" that you may be thinking, reading this far, as to why I even bring it up... realize that 10...maybe 20 or so years ago, the idea of "same-sex marriage" would raise the "WHAT THE FUCK?" question. Now? Exactly. Asking for a sibling marriage or a pet-marriage would raise the same question.

I say, get the law to be redefined in such a way that what institutions already laid forth aren't argued against (don't call it marriage. That seems to rile a shitload of people off), and yet establish a parallel system that reconizes a same-sex union, without using the word "marriage", and establish equal benefits. A "same-sex partnership", or "same-sex union". Fuck it. Don't even add "same-sex". Doing so already starts you off different.

But that's just my opinion.

E.P.O. - EPO WARS - Phantom Menace

11.09.2005

E.P.O. - EPO WARS - Sonic

E.P.O. - EPO WARS - Revenge of the EPO

11.07.2005

Pencil Me In

Today, ... it was a pretty good busy day.
Understatement.
It was a busy day, and all the things I had planned to do... I have no idea if i got done. I can only hope.

Got to work... tried to review the things I wanted to, but by the time I got to sit down...hell, the second my butt touched my seat, full salvo broadside, and I couldn't steer and sail away. Avast ye!

So i nodded my head... I coud have been sitting next to the Devil him/herself (I personally think 'her'), and I may have sold my soul from nodding and going "uh huh, yeah, yeah, uh huh, ok, uh huh". So finally got that taken cared of... went on to following up on something that had come up from people wanting to change something that we weren't aware of. Had to skip out on a meeting to go to training. Got that done, did lunch... mMMmmm McRib. Only one other person at work fully appreciates the McRib. Go figure it'd be the only other southern type. ha. ony he had his for dinner the previous night, and here I was havin it for lunch.

Lunch and training went by fairly decently. Yeah, the guy spoke monotone, but heh heh, actually learned something. Hmm. ok... so... one of my projects is supposed to be presented today for approval... so that was a new meeting... and yet, there was another meeting right around that time. Meetings are cool... as long as they're not meetings about meetings, or having a meeting to discuss about meeting. Ack!

Left one meeting, went to another... it was cool cuz everyone's on the same page and it looks like it's gonna be lesser required stuff than necessary, paperwork wise. Left there, did a quick show and tell to another engineer what we would need in a bit. So far, so good. Got back to my desk... sat at my desk...

Ever get that feeling that folks just...wait for you? or even, as books would say... lurk around the corner and then WHAM! yes. so true. Rudder amidship, and took yet another salvo. Dodged, Ducked, Dipped, Dove, and...Dodged... (5 D's of Dodgeball, yo)... and took care of that. Karma. Believe in it.

In the morning, I had asked, lemme sit down and get bearings first. One coworker snickered and agreed. No joy. So in the afternoon... same story, except afterwards, there was a lil shootaround. Yes, the NERF was back. after several shots, change players... few shots were made, ball rolled to me, made the pass... he took a shot, got blocked hardcore, ball ricochets, bounces, then WHAM! Entertaining, to say the least, but man, we cleared the room for other rooms.

The rest of the day went fairly smooth. Reviewed the paperwork i had wanted to, followed up on a few other items, and then just chilled. Ah, Sonic break with Hailz.

After work, went to Cold Stone with Cin. Tried their new espresso mixed with mint. Hmmm. it was ok, but I'll stick with amaretto or coffee and mint... or coffee and peppermint. After that, we went to Best Buy... ha ha, she bought Office Space. Always a classic. While she looked around, also went back to look at the XBOX 360. So cool. yis. got a free cd and dvd out of the trip. can't complain.

After that, headed home and just chilled.
And that... was the day.

Though this week, the current rule is, send me a meeting request just so i remember i have a meeting via the pop-up thingie from Outlook. Ah, technology...

E.P.O. - Oops



So I finally brought back the NERF basketball back to the office.
Actually, I bought it for my team so that they can take a little break, de-stress with the NERF basketball, and get some hand/eye coordination and a little exercise. It is actually an effective tool. Even the manager joins in, which is awesome.

Well... I'd somehow taken it home and it ended up in the garage somewhere. After cleaning the garage, it resurfaced so I brought it in to work. A few of the guys were doing a shootaround... and it rolled to me, I passed it,... it got blocked, ricochetted off the shooter, and he didn't catch it in time, and WHAM...

ya had to have been there.

E.P.O. - The Sky Is Falling


It's been a while since last EPO...
Since August, really...

It was really....quiet....
The calm... before the storm.

And when the storm hit...
Many are affected...

As they once said...
There's no stopping what can't be stopped...
You can only hope.... to run away... from E...P...O!!!

Slow Dance - from Delaineya

Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
ime is short.
The music won't last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift.....
Thrown away.
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower

Hear the music
Before the song is over.

Just a quote

"A person isn't born with the intelligence to be with someone especial, you learn it, and you fail in the path of life, but you don't have to give up the chance to love."

-Gael García Bernal

11.06.2005

Goodnight and Good luck

Friday, Cin said she was gonna go and watch Goodnight and Good Luck while I did errands. I'm like... hah, the movie sounds cool, but it could be a bit long. Yeah... she ended up agreeing. But really, I think Clooney will get an award for something for that movie... but if -i- could do something?

It's an all Black & White movie... what if you picked a few items and people and somehow made them colored in...red...to symbolize something communist. So like... 1/3 into the movie, you see some dude in red sticking out, and no one in the movie knew he was a communist... and then later, he's seen again marching to a communist camp or something... or every now and then, an item on a desk is in red, which could be like... a communist party membership card. Hmm. just a thought.

Reincarnation from a convo

Called Erica tonight.
Left her voicemail.
Told her it'd been awhile since i last heard her voice, so i was going for a fix.
She calls me back a short while later, and we catch up on stuff. Her puppy's grown a lil bit, and if you haven't see her puppy.. just the most adorable puppy...like... can do no wrong look.

She's still workin' and also teachin' too and has an SO. SO i tell her, so? I'm still your plan B, so there.

Ha ha...
so Cin and I were chattin' tonight...serves her right for napping... i told her if she did, she'd be awake right now...and she is. so anyways, can't recall how, but i said if i ever get reincarnated, and it was somehow...the same life... when asked what i wanted to be when i grew up, i'd say "3rd wheel"

hah. not.

Oh...and before I forget... Dale Jr. finished 8th today. That's right, bishes, i said Top 10... Voila... Top 10.

Small World

Ok, the last few instances on myspae and friendster...it's really been a smal world.
-Found my friend Tracy via another friend's myspace.
-Alberto found me via Myspace.
-Found Gaby on Myspace.
-Found Jeff B. on Myspace.
-Lexy got me on Myspace/vice-versa

Later find out that as Lex is checking out my blog... she goes and says something along the lines of "HOLY #$%$!, you know my boss". I'm like... um... yer in Virginia. How many people do I know in VA other than you and maybe..a handful of others? Well, her boss is Gaby. How rare.

And the fact that I also found Boudreau and he remembered a lot of stuff, it was cool too.

Small world indeed.

1st cruise I went on, this old lady I sat next to actually knew on of the engineers I worked with. And as for the other trip last year, I saw next to this couple and after we chatted about where I worked, they told me that their daughter was now the owner of one of the engineering firms in the area I knew about. How rare.

But so cool.

hee hee, Kace and Col


Post Game, KC and Colin. :)
Of course, she'll prolly kill me when ...and if...she sees this.

Sonic Boom...again

I couldn't resist. Cute chics. Yes.


I am in love. No, really. Of all of them, she's the one I totally was like... I'm in love. She's beautiful. I look like shit. That and I was in mid-blink during the picture. ha ha. Hmm...beautiful (Minneli).


Ha ha! Chilly the K-9. Brought to you by Budweiser Select (see hand)



So yeah, the beautiful chic. A lady at the counter said, lemme take a picture (see above) This one, however, was the usual stick-camera-in-front attempt. hee hee. Beautiful chic.

More Aeros

A fight... and the refs had to get in there...

That or it's a ref gangbang. Take your pick.

I know it's not spelled right, but....

McIver s trapped. He has nothing but a hockey stick... a water bottle...with water... and...if you look in the lower left hand side... some tape as well... he was in the penaly box and so i said to KC and Colin... i bet you (while looking at how much time he had left in the box) he will free himself in 15 seconds. the people in front of me were laughing.


Champs, bishes.

Game on.

Go Aeros

A faceoff!


We just scored, bishes! ha ha! we eventually won, 3-2.


So... how cool is it to have a Stoner on YOUR team? We alo have a Law and a Wood. ha ha ha. It's cold on the ice, and Wood was still standing. I said that, KC damn near spit her beer out.


The teams. Manitoba Moose vs. Houston Aeros

just some pics

Houston. Downtown. :)


On the way, saw this awesome shot, so I took it. Sunbeams are cool.
Of course, whenever I see them, i smile..and then I hear Nirvana singing Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam

Hmm. yeah. a nice shot.

20 questions

(copied from Lexy)

1. What does your My Space quote mean?
Um... i have one? ON Blog, it was just some random thought I had.

2. Elaborate on your primary photo.
on Myspace, it's a b/w pic i took while in Barcelona... seemed tranquil. On Blog, it's...no idea. a pic i took en route to switzerland on a business trip.

3. Who introduced MySpace to you?
Leslyebicket

4 . How many comments do you have?
Myspace - 3
here... no idea

5. What's your current status?
single / awake

6. What are you wearing right now?
shirt and jeans...and a Dale Jr/Budweiser hat

7. What is your problem?
none

8. What are you doing right now?
entering this shit on the blog

9. What do you hate most?
that someone else gets the girl and yet i get asked why the fuck i'm still single. Ha ha.

10. What do you love most?
friends and family

[no '11' was copied]

12. Are you musically inclined?
I can play a CD player, bishes! oh, and karaoke.

13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found that the person you love most doesn't exist?
that means... i'm dead, mofo.

14. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
Told Sarah I liked her too.

15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?
a tiger
ha ha. sex animal. ha ha, but for more than a day

16. Ever had a near death experience?
yes. several times. almost got run over twice. etc etc

17. Name ONE obvious quality you have.
slanted eyes, whitey. ha ha.

18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
somethin by maroon 5

19. Are you happy today?
yis

20. Who will cut and paste this first?
prolly no one.

As of right this instant

I'm cleaning the garage.
I ate breakfast at noon.
It's now a lil past 2pm.

and

Oh, Me So Hungry
Oh, Oh, Me So Hungry
Oh, Me So Hungry
Me thinks it's lunchtime

Just a reminder - Please

Please tell
your boobs
to stop staring
at my eyes.

Thank you.

11.05.2005

May the Force be with y'all


Y'all Strike Back Now, ya hear?
-Rebel Alliance after Yavin

Hey Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca...C-3PO and R2... watch this...
- Bubba-Wan Kenobi, before duel with Vader

Luke, look within yerself...shit, look in a mirr'...I'm yo Daddy...and yo Uncle....and yo Cousin
-Arkansas Vader

Do or do not... fuck it... Get 'r' done, Luke
-Yoda the Cable Jedi

Ah.... nothin but beer, and a video game involving lightsabers... excellent entertainment and sources of pictures a Willy Shoo's.

Desk Decor Gone Wild

Do it all for the Wookie
(tha what?)
The Wookie!
(tha what?)
The Wookie!
AND you can stick the blaster up the ass



Dark Lord of the Sith cops a feel on a Fertility Goddess statue


You'll never think of Pez the same way again.


And they asked why I put all my desk decor away whenever I'm either going to be away a long period of time... or around my birthday...

Houston, we have an autograph


"Failure is not an option"
-Picture from December 2002

So...da


Do NOT, i repeat, do NOT feed the engineers.
Do NOT give them caffeine, either.

(Disclaimer: Not my desk... but I damn well drink a lot of caffeine...)

Just a reminder - Potential

Week 9 Picks

Ok, so... this isn't a normal thing, but mainly for Miley:

SUNDAY
ATL-------@-----MIA
2MJB$RD----------H

CAR-------@-----TB
MJ$RD-----------HB2

CHI-------@-----NO
JB$DRH----------M2

CIN-------@-----BAL
MJB$RD----------H2

DET-------@-----MIN
MJB$RD----------H2

HOU-------@-----JAX
----------------------ALL

OAK-------@-----KC
---------------------ALL

SD--------@-----NYJ
ALL

TEN-------@-----CLE
J$H----------------RDBM2

NYG-------@-----SF
ALL

SEA-------@-----ARI
ALL

PIT-------@-------GB
DJM$RH2---------B

PHI-------@-----WAS
2-------------------HDR$BJM

MONDAY
IND------------@-----NE
MB$RDHJ--------------2

Napoleon Dynamite action figures - Update

I got some comments re: this post... and it's probably the main reason I have 7000+ hits instead of just 5000 or so. Maybe an exaggeration, but still. One question was , will this be available in Australia. To be honest, I don't know since I don't work for spawn.com or Mcfarlane toys.

So... as a response, this is what McFarlane says. I'm going to start with Australia... one cuz it's the first they mentioned for international sales, but also cuz the first to ask was from Australia (and yes, i got hits from Europe and Asia...and I think South America.) Everyone else can go to:

http://spawn.com/toys/wheretobuy/international.aspx

or

http://spawn.com/toys/wheretobuy/

Australia
• Toys 'R' Us (selected stores)
• Electronics Boutique
• Toyworld
• Toy Kingdom
• Sports Cards Australia(located at 111 Ryrie St., Geelong, Victoria 3220)
• Kollectable Kaos(located at Shop 26 Research Rd., Pooraka, South Australia 5095)

New Zealand
• Electronics Boutique

United Kingdom
• Tower Records
• Tower Records Ireland
• Virgin Records
• Spencer Gifts
• Hamleys
• UGC Cinemas
• Into the Void
• Situls
• HMV
http://www.hmv.co.uk/
• Argos
http://www.argos.co.uk/
• Forbidden Planet
http://www.forbiddenplanet.com/
• Chips
http://www.chipsworld.co.uk/
• Gamejam
http://www.gamejam.co.uk/
• Travelling Man
http://www.travellingman.co.uk/
• Popcorn
http://www.popcornlive.co.uk/
• Kulture Shock
http://www.kultureshock.co.uk/
• Epic Heroes
http://www.epicheroes.com/
• Boredom Freezone
http://www.boredomfreezone.co.uk/

Canada
• Silver Snail
• Comic Warehouse
• Chinook and Hobby West
• Toys R Us
• Walmart
• McToys (
http://www.mctoys.ca/)
• Toys, Toys, Toys





Yes, Napoleon will get his own action figures. And the cool thing
is, mcfarlane figures is gonna be the one to do them. Although they won't be released until November of this year, that's only around the corner. Heh. Way cool. The only complaint I have is that they haven't made an Uncle Rico figure.

Gosh!

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Flippin' Sweet!
1:00 PM
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where will you be able to buy these can u get them in Australia???
4:44 PM


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11.04.2005

ABCs

Although things are not perfect
Because of trial or pain
Continue in thanksgiving
Do not begin to blame
Even when the times are hard
Fierce winds are bound to blow
God is forever able
Hold on to what you know
Imagine life without His love
J oy would cease to be
Keep thanking Him for all the things
Love imparts to thee
Move out of "Camp Complaining"
No weapon that is known
On earth can yield the power
Praise can do alone
Quit looking at the future
Redeem the time at hand
Start every day with worship
To "thank" is a command
Until we see Him coming
Victorious in the sky
We'll run the race with gratitude
X alting God most high
Y es, there'll be good times and yes some will be bad, but...
Z ion waits in glory...where none are ever sad!

11.03.2005

Sith Code

Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

Fan Boy

I was checking out some Star Wars stuff last night and read a forum that discussed nothing but "Should Darth Maul have died (in The Phantom Menace [TPM])?"

Darth Maul kicked a lot of ass on TPM. So why did he die the way he did? So... it's been a toss-up, apparently, where some say he should have lived, others say he should have died. Here's my two cents as posted to the forum:

Should Darth Maul been killed off?

Considering it's been over a year and it's still being asked and given personal opinion, it's kinda a major what-if. We've seen trade paperbacks, and what not where in one, we had the ultimate showdown between Vader and Maul... but it was more of a vision and test...

But what if Maul didn't die in TPM and stayed for even at least AOTC?

What possible scenarios?
There's been "Well, there's rule of One Master, One Apprentice, no more, no less".
Can't have Maul, Dooku, AND Sidious all together... but then again...

The reason for the rule was Darth Bane trying to get the other Sith Lords to bow down before one Dark Lord of the Sith so that 'he' could focus their energy against the common Jedi enemy. This wasn't always the rule because there used to be many Sith Lords. I know this goes beyond the 6 episodes, but still.

Was it a rule? Mace and Yoda said so. But they also didn't know that Sidious was in their midst all that time on Coruscant. Maybe Sidious felt he was more powerful than Darth Bane, especially since he killed off his previous master. So possibly having brains (Dooku) and brawn (Maul) together would have worked, and Sidious could have worked them like puppets...in the same movie.

Or just have Maul as the sole Sith apprentice under Sidious. Anakin was discovered by Qui-Gon. If Maul survived TPM, and yet Obi-Wan still becomes Anakin's Master, he would have told Anakin that Maul killed Qui-Gon. Later, after all attempts to kill Amidala had failed, via bounty hounters, etc... Send in Maul. Maul tries to once again kill Amidala, and this time, does not succeed snce Anakin is there to protect her, but Maul comes close. Anakin then remembers how Maul killed Qui-Gon, and now with the attempt on Amidala, has this ultimate desire to kill Maul. Sidious uses this to his advantage, and seeing that Anakin is now 'ready', has Maul -and- Anakin face off in his chambers. Maul thinks it's just to finish off the Jedi apprentice. Anakin thinks it's to attack Maul before he can kill Palpatine. Palpatine tells them during the fight for Anakin to finish Maul before he can attempt to kill Amidala again...(although no one else knew of Maul's attempt on Amidala, according to Anakin and Amidala, because another attempt on Amidala would result in her going farther away from Anakin, which he did not want, so they kept the attack secret... which makes one wonder how Palpatine KNEW of this...) This distracts Maul, making him utter some of his only lines in this episode... questioning why Palp is saying this and admits that it was Palp's idea to kill off Amidala. Anakin wants Maul dead, thinkin only of Amidala. Maul now wants to kill Palp for his betrayal. Maul knocks Anakin away in one chamber, then goes towards Palp, but Anakin regains himself, and kills Maul from the back before Maul even touches Palp...and Palp was unmoved throughout this sequence, knowing full well Maul would not survive. Now since Anakin used his emotions to kill Maul, he succumbs to the Dark Side even more, and Sidious uses this to convert Anakin to the Dark Side. Mace Windu and others enter the chamber, see that Anakin is oining the Dark Side, and so they must destroy him AND Palp. Anakin that attacks them, finishes them off, and makes Sidious proud. Continue Executive Order 66.

Another scenario:
Maul dies in TPM. Anakin and Obi-1 patrol Coruscant. They turn to a blind alley after investigating a disturbance. Obi-1 says "I sense something...a presence I've not felt since..." And as he says this, in near total darkness except for the glow of both his and Anakin's lightsource... a red lightsaber extends in the darkness. Anakin and Obi-1 wield their lightsaber, both side by side, facing forward towards this glowing red lightsaber...but the wielder is hidden. and then, just as they prepare for the attack, the red lightsaber becomes a dual-bladed lightsaber. Anakin and Obi-1 look at each other, give each other the same "i know what you're thinking look"...and through the glow of ightsabers, Darth Maul's silouhette becomes more evident...until the red glow of his lightsaber shows his unique tattoos.

And just when the two Jedi prepare against this single foe...the hear and feel the presence of yet another lightsaber hum to life. they glance back and see a red lightsaber...and slowly it too lets loose the second half of a red dual-bladed lightsaber. Yes. two Darth Mauls. but this is no ordinary two-way alley. it is in fact, a three-way alley. and yes, a third dual-lightsaber makes itself known, wielded by yet a third Darth Maul. The two Jedi show their expression of "OH @#$%", but Obi-1 instructs Anakin to concentrate. Just then, as the three Darth Mauls circle the two Jedi, Mace Windu, Ki-Adi Mundi, and a few more Jedi help Obi-1 and Anakin fight off the Darth Mauls, killing two, while the third flees...

Enter: Attack of the Clones.

11.02.2005

hump day and hump night

i woke up really early this morning, checked work email and home email... then set sail for work. decided to do breakfast today so got some for a few folks...Miley was out being Ninja, so...

Day started off with a meeting...oddly enough again, a meeting for a meeting. Got done with that, reviewed some stuff, and yadda yadda. lunch hour was pretty fun. got back to work, reviewed s'more stuff. Work was work, but it went well. Wasn't as hectic as it was yesterday, but it was still pretty cool.

After work, we saw some deer crossing in the parking lot, which was pretty cool. went to half price books for a few and checked out what stuff they had lately, and then called it a night.

well, tomorrow's thursday, and gonna be a pretty busy day. argh.

Life Imitates Art

I have a pretty decent sized DVD collection. I can also say I like good movies now and then. Once in a while, a movie comes along and I can watch it over and over not so much for its special effects or storyline, but just by how I can relate to the movie, the situations, the characters in them... It's these movies that are so endearing.

One such movie that comes to mind is Officespace. Three engineers. One drives a camry, listens to rap, but cares about his job. Another is paranoid, but wants to beat the shit out of a printer. (what the hell DOES PC Load Letter mean, anyway? j/k) And finally...there's Peter. He likes the girl at the local restaurant but never asks her out. And TPS reports... Some of these things...when you put all three engineers together... I can't help but think, hah... that's me.

As for Beddazzled:
"Elliot Richards, a socially incompetent technical advisor working at a call-center, has had a crush on Alison Gardner for nearly four years. One evening, which already started particularly bad for Elliot, she ditches him. Elliot wishes for her to be in his life with all his heart - and is heard. An incredibly beautiful young lady addresses Elliot, and after introducing herself as the Devil, Lucifer, the Princess of Darkness, she offers him a deal: Seven wishes for him, his Soul for her. Quickly, Elliot is convinced and accepts. But every wish he gets fulfilled has massive disadvantages as well, and soon Elliot wants to get out of the contract. The only thing that matters to him now is being able to take his chances by himself."

It's a really cool movie, with some good life's lessons with it. I dunno, all i know is it's a movie I like. ANd the ending is pretty nice.

What's all this got to do with anything.
I was checking out the figure website at sideshow. i remembered that the 40-yr old Virgin featured figures from the company. Really great products... As I was showing something like this earlier, someone said 'and this is why you're still single'. Reminded me of my own collections... ha ha...

40-year-old Andy Stitzer (Steve Carrell) has done quite a few things in his life. He's got a cushy job stamping invoices at an electronics superstore, a nice apartment with a proud collection of action figures and comic books, good friends, a nice attitude. But there's just one little thing he hasn't quite gotten around to doing yet--something most people have done by his age. Done a lot. Andy's never, ever, ever had sex--not even by accident. So is that such a big deal? Well, for Andy's buds at the store, it sure is. Although they think he's a bit of an oddball, there's certainly a planet full of stranger (and homelier) guys who've at least had one go at having a go. They consider it their duty to help Andy out of his dire situation and go to great lengths to help him. But nothing proves effective enough to lure their friend out of lifelong chastity until he meets Trish (Catherine Keener), a 40-year-old mother of three. Andy's friends are psyched by the possibility that "it" may finally happen...until they hear that Andy and Trish have begun their relationship based on a mutual no-sex policy.

Though not so parallel, I can almost relate. That and I have yet to see the movie, but I'm guessing it'll be something i'll end up watching and prolly liking and adding to some sort of list of endearing movies.

Such is all.
Such is fate.

11.01.2005

tests and quizzes and *sneeze*

ok, so...
last week... totally missed out on class. I mean... i was frickin Sick, demented, yo. couldn't really help it. so...h'yeah... i never got my grade for Test 2. I usually cringe cuz it's like... crap, how did i do??? so, i went to class tonight for the first time in a 2 or 3 classes...maybe more...and got my grade after showing the instructor a doctor's slip. She told me it was cool but i didn't have to call every time i was late, not gonna show, or whatever. eh. anyways... got my grade there, and :) got a 101 on that test. woo hoo!

as for class, it went fairly well and fast. took some notes, and was out the door early. rushed on over to best buy and picked up Star Wars Battlefront II for the PSP. prolly gonna try it out before i go to sleep tonight. you can be...a Jedi! oOOooooo.... yet another addiction brews.

Got home, ate dinner and listened to the news. They caught the escaped inmate so that was a relief of a thought. After that, studied for a quiz for the other class, and took it. Got all but one right, so got a 93+ on that one. Not too shabby.

About to start shutting down for the night, but aside from a pretty busy day at work and cool lunch... it was a pretty decent day.

Oh,...and hey Miley! I got the Billy Wagner 'astros jersey' figure in the mail today. looks pretty cool, but Oswalt still looks better. cool, but i'm a lil bit pissed cuz the dvd i got still hasn't arrived so i sent a note to the seller, like... DUDE, what up. hopefully i either get a response, or the item tomorrow.

I Pick You, Bond, James Bond-a-chu

So the contest from Sideshow's Spooktacular 2005 is over, and I'd confirmed earlier with them, so I'm still giddy over winning Grand Prize. Hailz was awesome helping me out.

So, aside from the $100 gift cert., i had a choice between a 60-pound, 2-foot tall Sauron statue, a green goblin statue, or an 18-in tall, 30-pound James Bond. After asking my friends and relatives, I picked the
James Bond.

And to make my sideshow news even cooler, today, i got a ship notice so i'll be expecting my
Scarface figure soon. Yay!!!