prelude to a hump day 2

before i go, a few quotes.

The Devil: How would you like to make one simple decision that will change your life forever?
Elliot Richards: Ok, I'm glad scientology works for you but...

Elliot Richards: You are so bad!
The Devil: I know. I've been really naughty, haven't I? Perhaps a good spanking's in order?
Elliot Richards: Is that all you ever think about? Is that all life is to you, sex, sex, sex?
The Devil: Of course not! There's greed, gluttony, sloth, vanity, anger, envy...

The Devil: You know, you'd think that meeting the Devil would be interesting enough but no. All people want to know about is Him. Like He's so bloody fascinating!
Elliot Richards: So He's a man?
The Devil: Yeah, most men think they're God, this one just happens to be right.