To the extreme...

Hi.
My name is Bum.
I am southern.
I go to Wally-world (Wal-Mart).
I like NASCAR.

I've taken a liking #8.
I've thought about what it'd be like to drive in a race.

But this.... this is just...well, besides being funny as hell... please don't let me do something like this. I mean... The Budweiser just made me laugh my ass off.