The Rules of EPO Club

1. The first rule of EPO Club is, you do not talk about EPO Club.
2. The second rule of EPO Club is, you do NOT talk about EPO Club.
3. If someone is EPO, you don't let them know they are EPO.
4. You can be surrounded by more than EPO. If so, RUN.
5. You TOO can be an EPO. So be mindful.
6. EPO can frustrate, but don't let them get to you. -They- are EPO.
7. EPO can upgrade to APO. (annoying purposes only)
8. If confronted by APO, use the buddy system. Call a friend to bail you out.
9. You do NOT let EPO know they are EPO.