Today's issue at hand: Budweisers on the Table

Now, as the previous post says, my national animal is the Budweiser...
Today's 'issue' is hilarious... in that they use a 'cut and paste / ad-lib' approach to it depending on how you set the settings up. As it is, here's today's issue:

Number 8 Decides:
Budweisers on the Dinner Table?

The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Number 8's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that budweisers could be added to the menu.

The Debate
"The fact is, the budweiser population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Larry Silk. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have budweiser kebabs, budweiser pies, budweiser-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

"I agree that something needs to be done about budweiser over-population," says random passer-by Charles Licorish, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Jazz Jones. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The budweisers were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The budweiser is part of what makes Number 8 a great nation!"

Well, if you ask me... Budweiser everywhere would be funny. cool, but funny.
And you can't really eat Budweiser either...heh.
but the last one was right. The Budweiser is part of what makes Number 8 a great nation!

I picked 'A'.