3.25.2005

Airport Codes

I've a friend. She's sexy.
She's a flight attendant.
We joked. I'm her man.
In Houston.
And so she's got hoes in different airport codes...
This is just a parody of a song...

She's got hoes (She’s got hoes)
In different airport codes (airport) airport codes (codes)
Hoes (hoes) in different airport codes (airport) airport codes (codes)

Now you thought it was just A-K-R, and C-L-E?
She’s worldwide, biiitch, from terminal C
She’s the fine-assed-flight chic
Fixed-up hair, topped with some lipstick
Sexy lay it on thick

O-R-D, and M-D-Dub, Chicago is the place where she get some love
I-A-D matter’o’fact D-C-A, she got hoes in the capital of the U S A.
Have your ID ready with your boarding pass
While you’re still checkin’ in, she's checkin’ your ass
J-A-X and M-I-A’s…Rainy weather there so expect some delays
So please observe the captain’s NO SMOKING SIGN
But she's violatin’ cuz she’s smokin’ fine
A-T-L, M-C-O her cell phone just overloads cuz

She's got hoes (She’s got hoes)
In different airport codes (airport) airport codes (codes)
Hoes (hoes...) in different airport codes (airport) airport codes (codes)

Now every stop might seem the same, but that doesn’t matter
Cuz everywhere she's still got some game
E-Dub-R, L-G-A, cross NYC hook up at the J-F-K
It’s a roundtrip flight, and she got some connections
As she passes by, she be causin’ some erections
P-H-X, D-E-N
Wherever she goes she’s got a friend
Got a hoe in S-F-O, movin’ it fast, workin’ it slow
So put your seats upright and enjoy your flight
With the sexy flight attendant that’s outta sight

IS IT CUZ THEY LIKE SOME MORE PEANUTS (MORE PEANUTS)
IS IT CUZ THEY LIKE HER SEXY BUTT (SEXY BUTT)
IS IT HOW SHE WALKS THE AISLE? (WALK THE AISLE)
IS IT CUZ THEY LIKE HER VERY SMOOTH STYLE? (VERY SMOOTH STYLE)

Whatever it is, they love it no matter where we fly
Handles her biz, it’s all good up in the mile high
With just a whim (a whim) she'll make you pitch a tent with your pants
So don’t blink (don’t blink) or you’ll miss the safety dance

She's got hoes (She’s got hoes)
In different airport codes (airport) airport codes (codes)
Hoes (hoes...) in different airport codes (airport) airport codes (codes)

B-O-S, B-Dub-I
Someone’s special fylin’ in the sky
Shout outs to the S-A-N, L-A-X, Sunshine state, the city of sex
From the I-A-H and the H-O-U…D-F-Dub, “Texas loves you”
I-N-Ds and M-S-Ps, From S-T-L back to S-J-C
She sees y’all…

P-D-X, B-N-A, S-L-C, , C-L-T and the S-E-A
And D-T-Dub…Hoes in different airport codes
Flyin’ like a muthaf…

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