Retirement Plan - 401-Keg

New Retirement Planning
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now beworth $49.00.

With Enron,
you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom,
you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price,
you would have$214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.