What Type of Disease Am I?
What kind of disease are you?
Bum : | ||
Bum is caused by Satan.
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Bum complex creates an unexplained obsession with paintchips.
There is no cure for Bum . | |
This is who I am, unchanged... This is what I am, looking back... This is where I am, facing forward... This is when I am, one day at a time... This is why I am, soul searching and searching my soul... This is how I am, take it or leave it. -11/22/2004
3 Comments:
Stacy is caused by a sponge....An infection of stacy will cause giant robots to attack your house.
The only cure for stacy is to paint everything you own a bright hot pink. This includes family members, small children, and pets.
Satan, huh? That's kinda scary...;)
Pink Tiger is caused by alien mind control rays.
Pink Tiger complex makes you think you're important. You aren't.
Pink Tiger is cured by never wearing shoes ever again.
cedia is caused by sponges..
cedia disease forces one to obsessively call self on phone.
The only possible way to cure cedia infection is to rearrange all your furniture so that heavy objects block all doors. Leave the furniture this way for a full month
wtf?
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