Tales of the Romancer - Without Me

Ro-man-cer…real name… no gimmick (just one)

[Refrain 1]
Two lap dancing girls go round the balcony
round the balcony, round the balcony
[Repeat Refrain 1]

[Refrain 2]
’eeeeeeeeey!
Guess whos back, back again
Romancer’s back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back
Guess who's back...

[Verse 1]
I created “Romancer”,
cuz nobody wants to see Vance no more
they want python, I'm head player
well if you want Romancer, this is what I'll give ya
a little Jamba Juice weed mixed with some tastykake dessert
some liquor that'll turn my eyes a lot redder than a
thai cottage hot spice when we go to lunch as a group cuz I won’t stop inviting
I bet they all hope I get hit by lightning
You stare at me long but you still are wondering
What the fuck I said, not understanding
I know that I sound just like Jose, ninety-eight point five
Is all I’m saying

But Bindu’s friend won’t let me be, that Scary Mormon has it out for me
They say I drink a lot but not really but when I get drunk I’m more funny
So come on and go out tonight, got nothing better going on
so let’s take it outside
Go beerling... cuz it’s Tuesday night
I sold 20 fried turkey and hit HB’s

[Chorus X2]
’eeeeey! Now this look like job for me
if I had it, .... done in five week
I like yellow cake
with choc'late frosting
so go in the kitchen and bake for me