Sex Wagon

HG did it. Rene did it. Ced's done it. A few others have too.

Mine's prolly the most boring.

Standard pre-post note:
If you read this then you have to do it. No exceptions. That is the deal.

1. Copy this whole list into your journal / blog.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.


01. I've had sex in the past five minutes.
02. I enjoy giving oral sex more than receiving.
03. I scream loudly in sex (I prefer hearing her)
04. I love sleeping with more than one person
05. I own at least three books about sex
06. I leave the house without underwear sometimes
07. I have accepted financial renumeration of some kind for sexual pleasures (but I have a few pimpstresses)
08. I've had sex while under the influence of some drug
09. There is a tape floating around of me--ala Paris Hilton
10. I have been the odd person in a threesome
11. I have published the sexual exploits of a past relationship without telling my ex
12. I have lied to a lover about having an affair
13. I have more than four tattoos
14. I like and respect Jenna Jameson
15. I like slow sex (It’s sex, isn’t it?)
16. I have learned a lot sexually over the past year (in some respects, yeah)
17. I have a sexual fantasy about another blogger
18. I've been told I give the best **insert sexual act**
19. I carry a condom at all times.
20. I have considered sex with a female blogger
21. I've broken a bone while having sex (No, but I popped her back once)
22. I have a wet dream that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I have had sex in the rain (it's on my list of things to do)
24. I have had sex while somebody else watched
25. I would get plastic surgery if it would improve my sex life
26. I want to have sex right now (Pink Tiger says I have a one-tracked mind)
27. Food play annoys me in sex (choc’syrup and whipped cream’s ok once in a while)
28. I like sex that's hard and fast (Again, it’s sex, right?)
29. I always brush my teeth after sex
30. I trim my pubic regions
31. I have travelled out of town for sex
32. I have fantasized about having sex with my brother-/sister-in-law.
33. I have had sex with at least five different nationalities
34. I dress to look sexy every day.
35. I have had sex with twins (I need to find some twins)
36. I have had sex with somebody I have met over the internet
37. I have more than ten sex toys
38. I like the way I look naked
39. I have lied so a person would sleep with me
40. I change from one sex position to another in a specific order each time
41. I saw my parents having sex
42. I get cable just for the soft porn
43. I think legalized prostitution can reduce some crime
44. I have a list of people I would like to see naked
45. I have slept with my boss/superior
46. I wish my sexual organs looked different.
47. I have wet dreams often
48. I enjoy phone sex (not knocking it, but real is better)
49. I have been arrested for being naked in public
50. I flirt online daily (and try to offline too)