Cap'n Jack Sparrow.... the Pirate Pimp
Ok, so yesterday, it was an ok day at work.
Like I can ever really complain, right?
There was the slight headache (that carried over today due to a disagreement on how to say 'issue', or rather, 'the issue' without having to retype everything else again).
But before I digress,... after work, decided to go check out the old comic book store to say hey to the folks. I got a few free posters, and was given a free t-shirt too. how rare. made my way to the mall, and looked for a belt buckle. not just any belt buckle, but this one i saw online that had a longhorn's skull, with a Texas flag draped over the horns with the words Don't Mess With Texas. Hrm, they didn't have it so I just went ahead and ordered it online.
from there, checked out a few of the other stores before venturing off to Suncoast. Hmm. A pretty cool smilin' Cap'n Jack Sparrow statue thingie. What the hell, ok. It's a pirate. I splurged. on a frickin pirate.
The mall is my girlfriend, and I spoil her. So i finally took Cap'n Jack out of the box and decided to put him next to the playmates. I really should take a pic cuz it's dementedly funny how Cap'nJjack looks like a Pirate Pimp.
Anyways, after that, went to Electronics Boutique before heading over to B-Dubs... chatted with the assistant manager lady for a few. :) Headed on over to B-Dubs and hung out with Big Ern, followed by Pepe. B-Dub Megan was there, but had to leave early. And no Emily too. No cherry coke lovin here. And B-Dub Megan wasn't too pleased with our person either, so I titally didn't order. Im a dumbass. So yeah, I didn't eat dinner last night. Til 3AM. When my lazy, hungry ass figured... hey, I'm hungry...and ate some snack food. But anyways, after B-Dub, ended my hiatus from bowling, and enjoyed the night.
Oddly enough, Romancer wasn't around. It took a bit to convince the alley staff to let us use bumpers. They must've forgotten that they used to let us do so. Ah well, long run, they let us use bumpers for the hell of it.
Fun night. :) yarr.
Like I can ever really complain, right?
There was the slight headache (that carried over today due to a disagreement on how to say 'issue', or rather, 'the issue' without having to retype everything else again).
But before I digress,... after work, decided to go check out the old comic book store to say hey to the folks. I got a few free posters, and was given a free t-shirt too. how rare. made my way to the mall, and looked for a belt buckle. not just any belt buckle, but this one i saw online that had a longhorn's skull, with a Texas flag draped over the horns with the words Don't Mess With Texas. Hrm, they didn't have it so I just went ahead and ordered it online.
from there, checked out a few of the other stores before venturing off to Suncoast. Hmm. A pretty cool smilin' Cap'n Jack Sparrow statue thingie. What the hell, ok. It's a pirate. I splurged. on a frickin pirate.
The mall is my girlfriend, and I spoil her. So i finally took Cap'n Jack out of the box and decided to put him next to the playmates. I really should take a pic cuz it's dementedly funny how Cap'nJjack looks like a Pirate Pimp.
Anyways, after that, went to Electronics Boutique before heading over to B-Dubs... chatted with the assistant manager lady for a few. :) Headed on over to B-Dubs and hung out with Big Ern, followed by Pepe. B-Dub Megan was there, but had to leave early. And no Emily too. No cherry coke lovin here. And B-Dub Megan wasn't too pleased with our person either, so I titally didn't order. Im a dumbass. So yeah, I didn't eat dinner last night. Til 3AM. When my lazy, hungry ass figured... hey, I'm hungry...and ate some snack food. But anyways, after B-Dub, ended my hiatus from bowling, and enjoyed the night.
Oddly enough, Romancer wasn't around. It took a bit to convince the alley staff to let us use bumpers. They must've forgotten that they used to let us do so. Ah well, long run, they let us use bumpers for the hell of it.
Fun night. :) yarr.
posted by Bum at 23:56
3 Comments:
So you like pirates, eh? Reminded me of a hilarious post I read a few months ago about this guy who could only stay hard if the girl would yell "Yarrr" like a pirate... "It's getting soft again, say it, JUST SAY IT!" I've been searching all weekend and can't seem to google it. Has anyone ever read it?
hah hah
Yarr.
find the post/comic. it is your new mission.
heh. your mission is to find the thing and send it to me.
yarr
:)
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