X-Mas List Item - 11/22/04

Dear Santa,
I know I haven't been a saint,
and I know I ask for a lot of unattainable (in my opinion at times) wishes,
which is why I sometimes lose a lil faith in wishing...
but not really cuz i end up wishing at a fountain, a star, or an occasion anyways,....

i digress.

Since long term gratification isn't so imminent right now,
how's this for instant gratification...

Santa, here's an item on my list:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/655e/

Santa was a pirate.
Holdin' the bag of loot over his shoulder, shoutin' (yo) ho, ho ho,
with that funky pirate hat.

Pirate Santa.... heh. awesome.

So yeah. an item for my list.