A Star Wars Vase and a Star Wars Vance
...you read it right. A Star Wars vase.
No. It doesn't have a Star Wars logo or have any of the characters on it. It's just this nice old flower vase that USED to sit on one of my coworkers' desk. USED to because it's temporary home is my desk. Unless we go out for walks to the other offices or the hallway.
When you use the vase just right... you TOO can sound like the Dark Lord of the Sith. That's right, for the low, low introductory price from a department store, pottery store, or wherever, you TOO can sound like Lord Vader. Only catch is, watch the movie-s (yes, more than one) and have an idea of how good ol' Darth sorta sounded.
Nothing better than calling a coworker, vase in hand, do a little breathing (sound file of the imperial march is a nice touch, too)... and say, You will join us for lunch. It is your...destiny. Or something.
Yes. Easily....easily amused.
And no, Obi Wan does NOT die in episode III. Contrary to one person's belief. *shudder*
No. It doesn't have a Star Wars logo or have any of the characters on it. It's just this nice old flower vase that USED to sit on one of my coworkers' desk. USED to because it's temporary home is my desk. Unless we go out for walks to the other offices or the hallway.
When you use the vase just right... you TOO can sound like the Dark Lord of the Sith. That's right, for the low, low introductory price from a department store, pottery store, or wherever, you TOO can sound like Lord Vader. Only catch is, watch the movie-s (yes, more than one) and have an idea of how good ol' Darth sorta sounded.
Nothing better than calling a coworker, vase in hand, do a little breathing (sound file of the imperial march is a nice touch, too)... and say, You will join us for lunch. It is your...destiny. Or something.
Yes. Easily....easily amused.
And no, Obi Wan does NOT die in episode III. Contrary to one person's belief. *shudder*
posted by Bum at 21:56
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