Monster Ballads

Ok. I'm here watching some TV eating lunch... and a commercial for Monster Ballads comes on. I remember these bands. Big hair. Constipated looks while playing guitar, and it did NOT require the constipated looks. Really. You can play the guitar and drums AND sing just fine without it.

twenty years later.

I have to ask, do these fuckers still have big hair?

Mullets?

If so... jesus, what the fuck? ha ha.
man, that'd be scary.

"Hi, I was in an 80s band" [as he flings his long ass hair back]

my response?

"You still are, bitch!"

LOL