Sideshow contest

Sideshow is always cool about putting out contests...
the lastest one involves making a parody of Jingle Bells behind a Friday the 13th motif...

Here's the one i posted... hopefully, it'll at least make the boards:

Slashing through the snow
Only one more left to slay
it started years ago
Over at Camp Crystal Lake

And then came part two
Mrs Vorhees was now dead
Alice sighed relief
cuz she chopped off her head

Jason’s dead, Jason’s back, why won’t Jason die? It all began when the lil boy drowned and somehow came back to life. ahhhh!

Armed with a sharp ice pick,
wearing a pillow case,
Jason goes and kills,
but you can’t see his face.
And now comes part four,
and Jason’s still alive…
Will this be the last?
no cuz there’s part five,

oh, Jason’s dead, Jason’s back, why won’t Jason die? It all began when the lil boy drowned and somehow came back to life. ahhhh!

A New Beginning starts
and Jason is out cold
a local man takes his place
but it’s same old, same old
And now comes part six,
good grief, when will it end?
Tommy goes to the grave
and Jason’s back to life again

geez, Jason’s dead, Jason’s back, why won’t Jason die? It all began when the lil boy drowned and somehow came back to life. ahhhh!

Part Seven’s for New Blood
Tina’s mind has got some skill
She brings jason back to life
and now Jason wants to kill
Jason goes to New York
on a ride aboard a boat
one by one he kills
slashing head and throat

ick! Jason’s dead, Jason’s back, why won’t Jason die? It all began when the lil boy drowned and somehow came back to life. ahhhh!

Now Jason goes to hell
in what is called Part Nine
The secret of Jason revealed
in the friday the 13th line
now we go to space,
for what is now part ten,
Jason goes and kills,
and this would be the end

until two tousand three
they’re both stuck in hell
freddy krueger sets him free
to go to the street called “elm”
hack and slash he goes
jason’s having a ball
a duel with freddy ensues
and abidee abidee abidee that’s all…

folks! Jason’s dead, Jason’s back,
in twelve inch and “Pee-Eff”
get him today from Sideshow and put… him… on… yoooooourrrr…. shelf!