Festive Catch-22

Dear Patsy is becoming the office watchdog as far as what is politically correct and what not in the office. Well, at least she's self-appointed. Oh no, she says. You can't say Merry Christmas anymore. Can't call it a Christmas Party or Christmas sale. You have to call it a holiday this or a holiday that.

But then, i asked dear Patsy, what about those who don't believe in 'holy-days'?

ah well, no santa claus for you.

so, in lieu of wishing EVERYONE a merry christmas, i wil now have to say,

Happy Merry Hannukwaanzabuddahwiccaislamaatheisticaspialigociousmas to all, and to all a good night. Man, Santa has it much easier.