Lines from Serenity

Kaylee Frye: Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't want to hear that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.

The Operative: Do you know what your sin is?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Hell, I'm a fan of all seven... but right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.

Zoë Warren: How much ammo is left?
Jayne Cobb: Three mags and my swinging cod!


Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket.