The Asian in Denial

ASIAN IN DENIAL
Usually grew up in a predominantly White neighbourhood. Pretends to be White. Does not acknowledge that they are Asian.

Personal Mantra:
"I am White. I am White. I am White."

Buzzwords/ Phrases:
"If they live here, they should speak the language." "My friends think I'm more White than they are."

Social Interactions:
Will only hang out with White people. Avoids other Asians like the plague. May talk to other Asians in Denial, but will never be caught dead in a group of Asians.

Thoughts on Lucy Liu:
"I think she sucks. I prefer Calista Flockheart."