The Club

The Rules of Fuck Club.
1st RULE: You do not talk about FUCK CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FUCK CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fuck is over.
4th RULE: Only two to a fuck.
5th RULE: One fuck at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fucks will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FUCK CLUB, you HAVE to fuck.