How to tell if you need to pray at work:
My dear KC sent this to me on email today. Oddly enough, at my desk area, I have a small picture with the words of the Serenity prayer on it.
1. When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of her"...You need to pray at work.
2. When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f#&$k do they want now?"........ You need to pray at work.
3. When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of bit*&^@ turned off my computer?" You need to pray at work.
4. When you and a coworker are discussing something and a 3rd person comes in and says, "well at my last office...", and you want to throw a stapler at him......You need to pray at work.
5. When you hear a coworker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the he** does this b!#@h want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk.........You need to pray at work.
6. When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my A**!!".......You need to pray at work.
7. When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy a**s b%&t.rd"......You need to pray at work.
8. When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry as*s M#$^% F%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.
9. If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping, or flattening someones tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.
10. If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone b/c you know it's going to lead to their life story........ You need to pray at work.
11. If you ever sit at your desk all day and play Solitaire, FreeCell, Jeopardy, Hearts or any other game then get pissed when someone walks into your office and you have to stop playing.......You need to pray at work
1. When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of her"...You need to pray at work.
2. When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f#&$k do they want now?"........ You need to pray at work.
3. When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of bit*&^@ turned off my computer?" You need to pray at work.
4. When you and a coworker are discussing something and a 3rd person comes in and says, "well at my last office...", and you want to throw a stapler at him......You need to pray at work.
5. When you hear a coworker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the he** does this b!#@h want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk.........You need to pray at work.
6. When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my A**!!".......You need to pray at work.
7. When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy a**s b%&t.rd"......You need to pray at work.
8. When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry as*s M#$^% F%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.
9. If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping, or flattening someones tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.
10. If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone b/c you know it's going to lead to their life story........ You need to pray at work.
11. If you ever sit at your desk all day and play Solitaire, FreeCell, Jeopardy, Hearts or any other game then get pissed when someone walks into your office and you have to stop playing.......You need to pray at work
posted by Bum at 21:10
1 Comments:
All applies to me! All!!!
I need lots of prayers then.
#10 is a crackup! Damn, I do it all the time. I avoid ppl just because I don't want to stand in the parking lot listening to "i've been doing this and that; so and so is this and that...."
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