Weddin Day - hmmmm

ok,...so...what do those previous pics have in common?

As Cin and I call it... 'Asian frush'

ok, so it was open bar.
and free. did i say it was a scottish/filipino wedding?
it took MUCH effort for C-Lo and i NOT to put on blue/maroon face paint and talk scottish FOB. ha ha...Cin, if and when you read this... imagine it. Scottish FOB.

ya kin tek awee ah lend.... but ye kinna tek...ah fleedom! [Thumbs up, peace sign, wink and a grin]

so, i got rum and coke... at like..8:30.
except the nice lady made it MORE rum, lesser coke.
ah, the precursor to the night.

finished the rum and coke
moved on to a bud lite...at like...9

...and then another... at 9:20

...and then another... at 9:45

...and yes, another... at 10:10ish


and then C-Lo comes back and says...tequila shots...
so...yep. tequila shot. at 10:30


5 is a good number... and so i had a 5th bud lite...
it also makes a good chaser for tequila. so yeah, around 10:30.

and well, ok...so... yeah...like...ok... some folks were somehow missing when we did some shots...so... we just DIDN'T want to exclude anyone...so... another round of tequila shots.
after dancing...so it was like... 11ish

i think i fucked up the order of salt, lime, drink....cuz it was more of salt...lime...lime...salt...lime...salt... damnit people! get your drinks ready...and...drink.

heh heh. so yeah. after that, one more bud lite. and oddly enough, i was coherent, walking and dancing in a straight line if needed, did another line dance, the hollywood shuffle, and slow danced too. i think the chicken dance was between bud lite 3 and 4. definitely before tequila number one. and then also the two-step. lotsa salsa and cha cha,...luckily had tequila in my blood to help out..... but not really. heh...who cared. it was hip shakin and feet shufflin.

did i mention... the priest was like.. so whatcha drinkin now? ha ha...ack! um... "rum...and coke... hee hee" and off i went. two bars. opened simultaneously. a dance floor in between. we couldn't refuse. and we couldn't play favorites...so...both got some love.

so yeah... danced and drank, drank and danced...danced and drank at the same time too.
Josh let me borrow his hat, and i just danced like a mofo. ha ha. then he took the hat back.

lo and behold. bud lite numero seis, 11:30?

so...got home... actually didnt feel anything remotely crappy while there...but the ride home, and when i got home...hee hee.. dude. it was a disturbance in the force.... a feeling i hadnt had since... november 1997...

so yeah, just like 8 yrs ago, i waited... and decided to pay homage to the god of the porcelain, the porcelain god. oddly enough, to the surprise of the 'rents, i was laughing through this entire ordeal. yes, i am a happy laughing giggling drunk/tipsy mofo. i dunno if drunk is a good term cuz i was actually coherent. all i have to say is... puke should NOT use the same principle as milk...fuckin' a. my nose hurt. ha ha, but after blowin out my nose and homage was doe, and washed my face and toothbrushed... fuck YEAH, i'm just as laughin and gigglin, but without the ache. ha ha!

i apparently left soemone what she calls 'a booty call'... ha ha...ack! Doh! hee hee. so yeah, aside from being a laughin gigglin mofo, i'm also a bit more upfront while under the influence of happy stuff, and speak my mind. luckily, it's only worse when it's in front of the actual person and not via email or phone or text or whatever. ha ha.

so... here i am, still grinnin like an idiot, but i reckon i SHOULD sleep... Poor Sara Smiles... she had to put up with a drunk typist for a while til the keyboard stopped moving and i could actually type right.

hee hee. ah, the woman has patience.
also said hi with Cin...at an ungodly time...for her...but it was her...she was still awake, yer honor *nodnod* to see if i was still awake.

ok. so... i think i also called Hails... yeah, i think i did... ay, she can make fun of me now. *brink brink* ha ha. ok. time to call it a weddin' night.