Walgreens

(Using Samuel L. Jackson's voice)

Well, shit....

it's the muthafuckin' wonderdrug

Act now, operators are standing by!

"It's so amazing! Thanks Fukitol!"

"I was having a shitty day at work, but I took two of these... golly gee, I feel so much better!"

NOT AN ACTOR!!!

"My mind was just overloaded with thinking, but after taking Fukitol, my head is clear....oh...oh...i'm having another attack...must...take....Fukitol...... ahh......"

NOT AN ACTOR!!!

Act now and you'll also receive:

SHI'YEAH'MUTH'FUCKA

the new ragin' asian cajun medication...

"I tried some Shi'yeah'muth'fucka, and it changed my life! I have such a positive outlook!"

WARNING - Side effects of "Shi'yeah'muth'fucka" include possibly saying "yeah, yeah" a lot, and also tilting your head left to right while pronouncing each syllable.... some drastic cases have also been observed to raise up one hand while the other is on their hip. Use as directed.

This product is not approved by the FDA, but Fuck Dat Agency anyways.