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today, Hails told me all about this big ass squid and some lady in Georgia who whupped up on a cop with a 2-liter bottle of pepsi and a plate of chicken.

1, that's some calamari waitin to happen...

and 2, man... that's just... roguish. when you go after someone with some chicken and a 2-liter bottle of pepsi...that just means....bid'ness.

that and she refused a sobriety test.