Dazed's Bob and Tom report

Aug 5, 2005 18:49 from Dazed
Jeff Gordon's gay, Jeff Gordon's gay
'Least that's what them ornary Earnhardt fans always say
They swear he's usin' Vasoline on the 24 Chevrolet
Jeff Gordon's gay, he must be gay

He wears rainbow colors, he's a handsome fella, standin' in victory lane
With a gorgeous little wife with a check in her hand, sippin' that gay
champagne
Them Earnhardt fans up in the stands all chokin' on bread and spam
Says Gordon's gay every time he turns and hugs Ray Evernham

Jeff Gordon's gay, he must be gay
He's probably whistlin' Elton John or spandau ballet
He's got the 'rainbow warriors' singin' Y M C A
Jeff Gordon's gay, he must be gay

He's got 3 Winston Cup trophies sittin' home on his trophy shelf
But I betcha he can't pick one up, at least not by his self

Jeff Gordon's gay, he must be gay
At least that's what the poeple who lose on Sunday always say
They swear he's usin' Vasoline on the 24 Chevrolet
Jeff Gordon's Gay, he must be gay

And next year he'll drive the long pink Cadillac...for Mary Kay.
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