can i get a witness

one of the things about Friendster is this thing they call 'testimonials'. Yeah, when i read that, i was like... huh? but it's like...in the Real World where you get in the closet and start talking into the camera or something... except here, these people talk about you, like... "vouching" or whatever. I'm reading up on what they've put down for me, and I gotta laugh, even after the translations. Funny thing is, they all seem to say the same thing. in their own way. Hmm. makes me wonder if they're right. let's see:

Mae: Kuya Bum.. He hates it when I call him Kuya. Hehehe. I met him when I was about to enter third year high school. This guy is super kulit! Trying hard na makapag tagalog. Hehehe. Pero galing na niya mag tagalog in fairness! I miss you.

Claire: Hi cousin.... lam niyo yan si kuya bum magaling kumanta at sumayaw yan... hehehehehe... anyways, the best yan si kuya bum, so sweet yan and grabe pihikan sa babae... jokejokejoke.....ala na ako masabi sayo cousin ur the best... :)

Tin: Ei there Kuya Bum...All I can say 'bout him, extremes personality niya!!!, minsan SOBRANG KULIT, minsan naman, SOBRANG TAHIMIK...pero alam ninyo, he is a type of person na you will surely love pag nakilala ninyo siya ng mabuti. Malambing, mabait, matalino, masayahing tao,down to earth pa ang ka-humble-lan niya.SOBRANG BAIT nitong cousin ko na ito...Take care always KUYA BUM.

Michelle: kuya bumbum's a really nice guy. I don't see him that much but everytime i do i always have fun listening to his corny jokes, the way he makes certain facial expressions which crack me up all the time. He sure knows how to sing and dance. He actually dances when he does karaoke. hehe... it would be fun if u could visit us more often. Anyways, that's all i can say. hmm.. hows nasa? ru having fun with your work? it would be nice if we could visit you someday. but right now, i wish you all the luck in the world, you sure deserve it.

Paul: kuya bum is a guy that loves to tell jokes.. kahit ung mga jokes nya sya n lang ung ntatawa sa sobrang kakornihan.. he is also good in basketball.. i think that he deserves to be in the NBA (as a mascot).. hahaha.. dyowk!!.. we dont see each other often coz he lives in texas.. pero ok lng yon.. i always remember something from him nmn tuwing nagkikita kmi.. he is a very nice person..he also is a very GUD LOOKING guy and i think that he deserves the finests chik in town.. cge kuya bum, gud luk sa work mo.. take care always and i hope you find your grl soon!!! INGATZ!!! your cousin,PAULPAUL

Dearest JinJin: kuya bum! here's a lil somethin he wrote on AA 5 years ago *ahem* =D ...Sup Sup, Popping the G-book cherryF.A.G. How can I explain it? I`ll take it frame by frame. it`s sorta like another way to call a flip, kick it. There`s three little words that i`m missin here. Ya leave a flip party, so it`s time for me to start the explainin`. bus`tit. F is for Flip`mo A Associatin wit` da peeps straight outta G-town I. Am I down wit F.A.G.? Yeah, I`m that type of guy. You down wit` F.A.G.? yeah you know me. Much mahalin straight up the southern 45 glock westside flips, Rick`ay included. Peace out to the LC bandits that know how to raise up the bubongz. Who`s MY Jin-Jin? Love ya, sweets. -Bumpac TaDoW. `99....interestinginteresting! hahaha - tell yo lovers and friends that cowgurlhtownjin gonna do it again!hmmMmm married?...why don't you look at that... =P long time no see, kuya! chill&catchup with the chu-chu sistahs - us oldskoolgtown kids are a dying breed ;-) take currss!*

ah... yes. oldskoolgtownkids... yeah, we're a dyin' (agin') breed

Francis: kuya bum is the most electrifying cousin i have.. why naman electrifying?! well it's because daig pa ata ang dance dance revoultion ng playstation kung sumayaw sa dance floor.. hanep talaga yan pati na sa kantahan nila ni herbert ni MC hammer mapapaindak ka talaga sa duet nila. funny din yan si kuya bum, lalo na when he does he's unique facial expression.. and sobrang corny yan magjoke hehehe pero matatawa ka talaga.. extreme yan minsan si kuya bum, sometimes nasa mood at nangungulit pero minsan naman sobrang tahimik. malamang siguro puyat galing from his work sa NASA? sobrang humble yan si kuya bum, di sya nakakalimot na maging low profile parati kahit na talino yan.. sige kuya bum, kita ulit tayo!! paalam!!

so apparently i do a hella lot of facial expressions that make people raugh. ha ha, i make-uh you raugh. and hm... i thought i gave up telling corny jokes. ha ha ha. Claire said i'm picky with girls but i love to sing and dance (karaoke, mofo!), Tin said i'm either WAY too quiet or WAY too hyper but if ya get to know me, you'd love me (ha ha ha...aww....), Michelle...well... y'all can read english, bishes, so just re-read hers,...Paul said the same thing... Jin makes me reminisce...ah...and France reiterated, and said i can also keep a low profile...

ooOOOooo....plot plot plot plot scheme scheme scheme scheme...

so yeah...witnesses. they're the ones CNN interviews and say "he was always...quiet"

ha ha. well... except these folks will say "he was always quiet...and nice... and hyper.... and tell corny jokes....and...well... he liked to sing and dance"

ha ha ha. poor CNN.