New Viruses to be on the lookout for....

The George Bush Virus
- Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus
- Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus
- Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus
- Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

The Bob Dole Virus
- Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus
- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus
- Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus
- Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus
- Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus
- Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus
- Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The Michael Jackson Virus
- Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus
- Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ..then discards it through Windows