This Just In.... Jose versus the Volcano

Years ago, Tom Hanks did a movie called Joe versus the Volcano.

Well... here's one headline...

Mexico's Volcano of Fire Unleashes Ash

So... Um... Volcano of Fire, huh?
Unleashing Ash, eh?

Thank GOD they said that, cuz otherwise, I'd be like...
oh shit, Mexico's Volcano of Jalopeno's is unleashing hot sauce!

What other frickin kind of volcano IS there?
Volcano of Water?
Volcano of Rock, Paper, and Scissors?

Just curious.