Sah-moo-riiiiiiiiii

"Chee-burger, chee-burger, chee-burger, no coke, no coke...pepsi pepsi pepsi pepsi"

"YOUR RENT'S DUE!"

"you call THAT a samurai sword? I got your samurai sword RIGHT here!"

"Ruke! Rook deep within yourserf. You know it to be tlue. I am your Fah-shah!"

"There can BE only one!"

"Hey Naporeon, gimme some riceballs (tots) !" "NO! GET YOUR OWN!"

"And Jeff Bagwerr is up to bat,...we have Rance Belkman on deck..."

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