My Name Is

Bum.

pronounced 'boom'

Not Boon.
Not Boone.
Not Bill.
Not Bob.

Bum.



But all the same, it's way funny when ya call folks and say, hi, this is Bum.

"BILL?"
no. Bum
"Boon?"
no. Bum. B u m, pronounced boom.
"oh, ok. Bob"
*sigh*

heh