Lightsabers

Sith Happens.

You've got Darth Maul and Vader and General Grievous...
Dooku and Palpatine and evil so heinous...

But do you recall...
the most insane Dark Lord of all?

Darth Bum the muth'fuckin Dark Lord
Had three very shiny swords
and if you ever saw them
you'd roll your eyes and say "Oh Lord"

All of the Jedi Masters
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor Darth Bum
join in any Jedi games

Then one foggy Star Wars eve,
the Dark Side came to say
Darth Bum, in pictures the lightsabers are bright,
won't you join the Dark Side tonight?

Oh how Darth Bum smiled and nodded
As he shouted out with glee
230 in the frickin morning
this is it cuz i'm gettin' sleepy