Tales of the Romancer - 12 Rounds

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Ladies and Gentlemen, in this corner, with the brown t-shirt, the Laosian Stallion, the Python, the Romancer..... Vance!

And in this corner, known throughout the world for "Shuddup, foo!", "I pity da foo!", and the man who put the bling in bling bling,... MR. T!