random conversations at work

You know, more often than not, a friend of mine from work and i have the most random conversations, and ya might think, WTF, but really, in a weird demented sense, it's sometimes funny. So, in lieu of EPO for the time being... here's a random conversation

"So, you know, i wonder what if i had just become a priest and not have to worry about girls?"
"well, you wouldn't be gettin' any lovin'"
"yeah, but i s'ppose i'd be ok with that if i were a priest"
"uh huh"
"I mean, shoot... not saying i kick ass an' all, but i could even be elected Pope, unlike the President of the US"
"True"
"you don't have to be american to be a Pope, even. but i am though"
"yeah, you can't be a superpower they said"
"So Superman can't be Pope"

[pause]
[same time] - "But Batman can be"