Tales of the Bum - Beer and Loathing in Rice Village

Discovery Channel: The Tex-asian. Subspecies of The Asian. Originally indigenous to Asia, but have spread throughout the world. This specific subspecies can be found in Texas.

It is said that an asian gives off signs of being tipsy or drunk by changing color.
However, unlike other species, it's not to mask itself into its environment, but to let eveyone know, HEY, I HAD SOMETHIN' TO DRINK! (A mating call? heh, who knows?)

For those of you who have no knowledge of Weebl and Bob, look to the left scroll bar. There's a scrolling link to their cartoons. They have a friend called Pirate Ninja Chris. He's one of my heroes. He's a mushroom. He's a pirate. He's a ninja... a deadly combination.

Yarr. Well, avast, here is a scene from The Highlander where a lesser pirate ninja mushroom tries to take on such an animal as a tipsy asian. The details are gory. Needless to say, the pirate ninja mushroom of no identity did not survive.

Lesson: Asians turn red when they're tipsy. They're also fun to point at and laugh at/with. And take pictures of. Only if they are familiar to you. As with this picture. :) hee hee hee.